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The Lecture

While walking down the street at about 2:00 a.m., an elderly gentleman was approached by a policeman, who inquired where he was going.

The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about the effects on the human body of smoking, alcohol abuse and and staying out late.”

The officer asked, “Really? Who’s giving a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replied, “That would be my wife.”